After two years of happy marriage, the bride confessed one day that she had just bought twelve new dresses. “Twelve!”, exclaimed the groom – “what could anyone want with twelve new dresses?” – Quick as a flash she replied – “why twelve new pairs of shoes of course”.
A guest arrived at a wedding where he had not met the groom before. He spotted a dapper young man in a tuxedo and asked ‘Are you the groom?’ “No” said the young man sadly, “I was knocked out in the semi-finals”.
As the newly married couple arrived by taxi at their honeymoon hotel, the bride bent across to the groom and whispered “Darling, I don’t want people to realise we are newlyweds – I want them to think we have been married for years.” “Are you sure you can manage both suitcases” replied the groom.
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