This is Absolutely Brilliant

This is Absolutely Brilliant: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”. In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c”…

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Houston Texans Jokes

Q. How did the Houston Texans fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Houston Texans games.

Q: What does an Houston Texans fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call an Houston Texan in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar?
A: He broke into the Houston Texans’ trophy room.

Q: Did you hear that Houston’s football team doesn’t have a website?
A: They can’t string three “Ws” together.

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Joke : All animals people and cars in whatsapp

All animals people and cars in WhatsApp are moving in to the left direction

⛵ etc…

Except, this… ‘girl dancing’

Apparently, even WhatsApp doesn’t understand about a girl…

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