Top Jokes on What to do with 500 and 1000 rupee notes?

In a matter of 24 hours India and America changed their status from Black to White!!! Comedy of the moment😂😂 Husband : First Black money found in my home: My wife is counting all 1000 notes stolen from my pocket. Thanks for this 😂😂😂 ‘Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, aur tumhare paas kya hai? . . ‘Mere pass 100-100 ke notes hai!’ 😂😂😅😅 Man goes to ATM after the news. Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal. Machine gives him a…

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Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. … as Wi-Fi also remains off… Seeing this, Electricity Board has decided to have a tagline called “Connecting People by Disconnecting Power”! 😂 👆Powerful message😀😀👆 ******************** We missed 4 Possible Gold Medals this Olympics: 1)Baba Ramdev for Gymnastics. 2) Salman Khan for Shooting 3) Vijay Mallya for Long Jump & 4) Arnab Goswami for ‘Discuss’ ************** Teacher – What is Life Cycle. Student – Its Hard to pedal…

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Marwadi best joke

Marwadi calls Newspaper office to print death news of his Grandpa.

Clerk : Rs.50/ word

Marwadi : Grandpa Dead

Clerk : Sorry sir, Minimum 5 words… 😌

Marwadi: “Grandpa Dead, wheelchair for sale

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🏆 Awarded As Best Joke 🏆

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Joke : A signboard outside a restaurant

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A signboard outside a restaurant read “eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill”…

A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill he laughed and pointed to the signboard, don’t you see, “only my grandchildren will pay” The waiter replied,

“This is not your bill, it’s your grandfather’s Bill“…the man fainted…😜😜😂😂
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