Top Jokes on What to do with 500 and 1000 rupee notes?

In a matter of 24 hours India and America changed their status from Black to White!!! Comedy of the moment😂😂 Husband : First Black money found in my home: My wife is counting all 1000 notes stolen from my pocket. Thanks for this 😂😂😂 ‘Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, aur tumhare paas kya hai? . . ‘Mere pass 100-100 ke notes hai!’ 😂😂😅😅 Man goes to ATM after the news. Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal. Machine gives him a…

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Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. … as Wi-Fi also remains off… Seeing this, Electricity Board has decided to have a tagline called “Connecting People by Disconnecting Power”! 😂 👆Powerful message😀😀👆 ******************** We missed 4 Possible Gold Medals this Olympics: 1)Baba Ramdev for Gymnastics. 2) Salman Khan for Shooting 3) Vijay Mallya for Long Jump & 4) Arnab Goswami for ‘Discuss’ ************** Teacher – What is Life Cycle. Student – Its Hard to pedal…

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Marwadi best joke

Marwadi calls Newspaper office to print death news of his Grandpa.

Clerk : Rs.50/ word

Marwadi : Grandpa Dead

Clerk : Sorry sir, Minimum 5 words… 😌

Marwadi: “Grandpa Dead, wheelchair for sale

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🏆 Awarded As Best Joke 🏆

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