How times change!!

What a day ….68 yrs back India got independence

Indians have become CEOs of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover

Speech by Thomas Friedman in the New York Times…..

“When we were young kids growing up in America, we were told to eat our vegetables at dinner and not leave them. Mothers said, think of the starving children in India and finish the dinner.’

And now I tell my children : ‘Finish your homework. Think of the children in India, who would become CEOs and make you starve, if you don’t.”

—How times change!

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Successful man tackling manager!!!

A successful man, working as a sales representative in a large company,
tells his boss one day,
“If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise.
You have 24 hours to give me an answer.
I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision”.

The boss is alarmed. “In this recession, a 20 percent raise?
So many employees are being laid off, and so many others have
seen a major cut in their salaries, yet you want a 20% raise?”
“I will not argue with you,” says the employee.
“As I said, there are four companies chasing me,
so just let me know your decision.”

Next day, the boss calls him in, and says,
that due to his great performance he decided
to comply and will give him the requested raise.

“Great,” the man says, “ I will continue gladly with you.”

As he is leaving, his boss asked,
“Out of curiosity, who are the four companies chasing you?”

“Oh” he responded,
“Kotak Personal loan , Citi credit card, SBI Vehicle Loan, and HDFC Home loans.”

I have to repay them all😂😂😝😝

Difficult to answer!!!

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes
She : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!!

She : Am I looking fat?
He : No
She : Liar

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe
She : can u ever b decisive

She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don’t know
She : Are you blind?

She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends
She : Oh you comparing me with some one else..

She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?

There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

For everything else there is Google …