Child😖 :
I am confused…I dont want to study….Biology teacher told me cell means basic of life in the body…Physics teacher told me cell means Battery…….Then Economics teacher told me sell means selling things. And History teacher told me cell means prison…whtz u r telling me that cell means mobile..I dont know what’s right…u tell me!!!😜😂😂😂😂

Tech love!!!

▶Girl : Dad I want to tell u something.
▶Dad : what?
▶Girl : I love one boy and he lives in America.
▶Dad : But where u met him?
▶Girl : we know each other by website. ………..
We became friends on Facebook. ….
He proposed me on Skype…
We r loving each other since last two months on WhatsApp. …..
▶Dad : ohh!! Really..
then now marry him on twitter. ……
go to honeymoon by make my ………..
order children in flip kart. … and
finally if u don’t like ur husband then sell him on OLX. …………..!!!!!!!
▶Daughter shockz. Daddy rockz…..

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Effort matters!!!

⚫ Brilliant story ⚫

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An engine in a factory failed.

The owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing engines since he was young.

He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work.

He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do.

After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.

He gently tapped something.

Instantly, the engine lurched into life.

He carefully put his hammer away.

The engine was fixed!
A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for Rs.10,000.

“What?!” the owners exclaimed. “He hardly did anything!”

So they wrote the old man a note saying, “Please send us an itemized bill.”

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer.. . Rs. 2/-

Knowing where to tap… Rs 9,998/-
Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life, makes all the difference.

“Life doesn’t change in ONE MINUTE, but taking decision after thinking for ONE MINUTE can change life.”