Problem about being in IT. You go by requirements.
Wife said, “Honey, please go to super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6″.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
She said ” Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?”
He said “BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS”.
He still doesn’t understand why his wife scolded him after his reply.
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A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you” the manager said.
“But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree”.
“Bring them along,” the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.
One of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The manager replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!”
Lesson: Never trust managers… They will take u to any extreme to finish their job.
And there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS 😜
Dedicated to all managers and upcoming managers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kumar ”
Suresh: Happy bday Kumar 🎊🎉
Raju: Happy bday Kumar🎈💰🎄
Ganesh: Happy bday Kumar 🍻🍸🍤
Ram: Happy bday Kumar 🎊🍕🍔
Vivek: Happy bday Kumar 🍜🍖🍗🍻
Rahul: happy birthday kumar 🍖🍖🍰🍰
Yogesh: happy b kumar 🍫🎁🍗
Pravin: happy birthday kumar
Ramesh: happy birthday kumar ♨🎊🍰
Kumar: thanks priya…😊😊
Suresh changed the subject to ” neeyelam porakalainu evanda aluthan”