Nice WhatsApp Messages

Teacher – What is Life Cycle.
Student – Its Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike…then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car…because of that we develop a tummy & join the Gym. In the Gym they again give you a cycle …this is called a “Life Cycle” 😜


After high school, He decided to go to Medical School. 👉 At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters: PNEIS to form the name of an important part of the human body which is most useful when active. 👉 Those who wrote SPINE are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now in this whatsapp group !!!


Back to work memes
Back to work memes

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, “What do u want- A brother or a sister?“
Daughter:- Brother
Mother:- Like whom?
Daughter:- Like RAVAN
Mother:- What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter:- Why not Mom? He left all his Royalship &
Kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy’s wife, he didn’t ever touch her. Why wouldn’t I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a “Dhobi” though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow? After giving “Agni Pareeksha” & suffering 14 years of exile.
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a “RAM” as your son???
Mother was in tears.
Moral:- No one in the world is good or bad. Its just an interpretation about someone. Change Ur perception
Irony of life :
A temple is a very interesting place – The poor beg outside & the rich beg inside…
Ultimate philosophy 👌👌


Great Advice From A Veteran

As we grow older, and hence wiser (?) , we slowly realize that wearing a Rs.300 or Rs. 30.00 watch, they both tell the same time.

Whether we carry a Rs.300 or Rs.30.00 wallet/handbag, the amount of money inside is the same;

Whether the house we live in is 30 or 300 sq.m. the loneliness is the same.

Hopefully, one day you will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down, you go down with it.

Therefore, I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth.

That is true happiness!

Five Undeniable Facts of Life :

1. Don’t educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price

2. Best awarded words in London.
“Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food”

3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up they will find one reason to hold on.

4. There is a big difference between a human being and being human.
Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between, You have to manage!

6. If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone!
But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together!

Six Best Doctors in the World

1.Sunlight
2.Rest
3.Exercise
4.Diet
5.Self Confidence &
6.Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life.

Being Sent to you with smiles and affection.
Cheers with NO Fears.


*10 TYPES OF PURIFICATIONS :*

1. Body gets purified…
by *WATER & YOGA*
2. Breath gets purified…
by *PRAANAAYAM*
3. Mind gets purified…
by *MEDITATION*
4. Intellect gets purified…
by *Spiritual KNOWLEDGE*
5. Memory gets purified…
by *MANAN & CHINTAN*
6. Ego gets purified…
by *SEVA (SERVICE)*
7. Self gets purified…
by *SILENCE (MAUN)*
8. Food gets purified…
by *POSITIVE THOUGHTS*
(While cooking & eating)
9. Wealth gets purified…
by *GIVING/DONATING*
10.Feelings gets purified…
by *LOVE N SURRENDER*


Mobile when driving meme
Mobile when driving meme

In case of an emergency, speak only in English, especially In English speaking countries.

Never say prayers in any other language.

You never know what kind of translation problem u can run into.

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.

Being religious, he kept repeating – Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: ‘Why didn’t you take him straight to the hospital?’

They replied “Because he kept saying, ‘Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!’

😝😝😝😀😀😀

This one is awesome….


🇮🇳 Tricky Questions and equally witty Answers given by Candidates (oh…………. sorry they are IAS Officers now)

❓Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
✅A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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❓Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
✅A. No time at all its already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
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❓QHow many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
✅A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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❓Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
✅A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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❓Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
✅A.. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. . (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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❓Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
✅A. He sleeps at night. . (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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❓Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
✅A.. Because he is dead.
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❓Q. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it become ?
✅A. It becomes wet. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
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❓Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
✅A. Rain
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❓Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
✅A. TOMORROW
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❓Q.What looks like half apple?
✅A. The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper)
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❓Q. What can you never eat at breakfast?
✅A. Dinner.
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❓Q. What gets wet while drying?
✅A. A towel.
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❓Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
✅A. AGE.
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❓Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
✅A. It caused a revolution.
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❓Q. How is it easy to weigh a fish?
✅A. Because it has its own scales.
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❓Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? ✅A. Because it is too tyred.
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❓Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
✅A. liquid (UPSC 33Rank)
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This flower is called Krishna kamal. It blooms once in 3 years. 100 violet leaves called Kauravas and 5 green leaves called Pandavas, 3 purple leaves called Brahma, Vishnu, Maheshwara..and the centre bud called Sudharshana krishna/chakra

Krishna Kamal Flower meme
Krishna Kamal Flower meme

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