Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called “Positive Thinking” 😄😄)
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet… 😜
(Now this is called “Positive Attitude” 👍)
A Man wrote to SBBI. “My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank”.
(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)
This one is classic !!
A cockroach’s last words to a man who wanted to kill it : “Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You’re just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!” 😅😅😅
Krishna was born in the darkness of the night, into the locked confines of a jail.
However, at the moment of His birth, all the guards fell asleep, the chains were broken and the barred doors gently opened.
Similarly, as soon as Krishna ( Chetna, Awareness ) takes birth in our hearts, all darkness ( Negativity ) fades.
All chains ( Ego, I, Me, Myself ) are broken.
And all prison doors we keep ourselves in ( Caste, Religion, Profession, Relations etc ) are opened.
And that is the real Message And Essence of Janmashtmi.
Happy Janmashthami ..🙏😊
“The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same.
Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.”
Have a nice day
You are responsible for everything that happens in your life. Learn to
accept total responsibility for yourself. If you do not manage yourself,
then you are letting others have control of your Life. These tips will help
“you” manage “you.”
Here is a list of things that help you in self management and which will in
turn lead you to the path of success: –
-) Look at every new opportunity as an exciting and new-life experience.
-) Be a professional who exhibits self-confidence and self-assurance in your
potential to complete any task.
-) Agree with yourself in advance that you will have a good attitude toward
the upcoming task.
-) Frequently ask, “Is what I am doing right now moving me toward my goals?”
-) Do it right the first time and you will not have to take time later to
-) Accept responsibility for your job successes and failures. Do not look
for a scapegoat.
-) Do not view things you do as a “job.” View all activities as a challenge.
-) Use your subconscious mind by telling it to do what you do want. Instead
of telling yourself, “I can’t do that very well,” say, “I can do this very
well.”-) Give yourself points for completing tasks on your “to-do” list in
priority order. When you reach 10 points, reward yourself.
-) Practice your personal beliefs. It may be helpful each morning to take 15
minutes to gather your thoughts and say a prayer.
-) Make a commitment to show someone a specific accomplishment on a certain
date. The added urgency will help you feel motivated to have it done.
-) Practice self-determination, wanting to do it for yourself.
-) Believe that you can be what you want to be.
-) Never criticize yourself as having a weakness. There is no such thing.
You are only talking about a present undeveloped skill or part of yourself
that if you so chose, you can change. You do not have any weakness, only
-) Be pleasant all the time-no matter what the situation.
-) Challenge yourself to do things differently than you have in the past. It
provides new ideas and keeps you interested.
-) Talk to yourself. A self-talk using positive affirmation is something
that is common among all great achievers. They convince themselves that they
can accomplish their goals.
-) Create your own “motivation board” by putting up notes of things you need
to do on a bulletin board or special wall space. It is an easily visible way
to see what you need to work on. When an item is done, remove the note. Also
keep your goals listed and pictured on your board.
-) Stay interested in what you are doing. Keep looking for what is
interesting in your work. Change your perspective and look at it as someone
outside your job would,
-) Establish personal incentives and rewards to help maintain your own high
enthusiasm and performance level.
🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 AMAZING FROZEN LEMONS
Place the washed lemon in the freezer. Once frozen, get your grater, & shred the whole lemon (no need to peel it) and sprinkle it on your foods! On vegetables, salad, ice cream, soup, cereals, noodles, spaghetti sauce, rice, sushi, fish dishes, … the list is endless. All the foods will get an unexpected wonderful taste! Most likely, you only think of lemon juice as vitamin C. Not anymore! What’s the major advantage of using the whole lemon other than preventing waste & adding new taste to your dishes?
Lemon peels contain as much as 5 to 10 times more vitamins than the lemon juice itself & that’s what you’ve been wasting! Lemon peels are health rejuvenators in eradicating toxic elements in the body. The surprising benefits of lemon is the miraculous ability to kill cancer cells! It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy. Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy.
How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the multimillionaires large corporations? This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure & an antidepressant, combats stress & nervous disorders.
The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung & pancreas… The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better effect than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells. So, give those lemons a good wash, freeze them and grate them. Your whole body will love you for it!! 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
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