A successful man, working as a sales representative in a large company,
tells his boss one day,
“If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise.
You have 24 hours to give me an answer.
I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision”.
The boss is alarmed. “In this recession, a 20 percent raise?
So many employees are being laid off, and so many others have
seen a major cut in their salaries, yet you want a 20% raise?”
“I will not argue with you,” says the employee.
“As I said, there are four companies chasing me,
so just let me know your decision.”
Next day, the boss calls him in, and says,
that due to his great performance he decided
to comply and will give him the requested raise.
“Great,” the man says, “ I will continue gladly with you.”
As he is leaving, his boss asked,
“Out of curiosity, who are the four companies chasing you?”
“Oh” he responded,
“Kotak Personal loan , Citi credit card, SBI Vehicle Loan, and HDFC Home loans.”
I have to repay them all😂😂😝😝
Problem about being in IT. You go by requirements.
Wife said, “Honey, please go to super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6″.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
She said ” Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?”
He said “BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS”.
He still doesn’t understand why his wife scolded him after his reply.
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A wealthy manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you” the manager said.
“But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree”.
“Bring them along,” the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.
One of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The manager replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!”
Lesson: Never trust managers… They will take u to any extreme to finish their job.
And there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS 😜
Dedicated to all managers and upcoming managers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂