Very funny

Clever Signages. Good copywriting. A sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. In a Podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels. At an Optometrist’s Office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place. On a Plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber’s truck: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On…

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Two students

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend, “I’m sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.” The other student says, “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class.” Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to…

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Again !!!

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them. Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife. “I came over to your house to borrow…

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