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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called “Positive Thinking” 😄😄) Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doc :- How come??? Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet… 😜 (Now this is called “Positive Attitude” 👍) A Man wrote to SBBI. “My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers…

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Teacher – What is Life Cycle. Student – Its Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike…then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car…because of that we develop a tummy & join the Gym. In the Gym they again give you a cycle …this is called a “Life Cycle” 😜 After high school, He decided to go to Medical School. 👉 At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters: PNEIS to form the name of an important part…

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If a man listens to u in less than 5 minutes then he is ur dad. If a man listens to u in 15 minutes then he is ur brother. If a man listens to u in 30 minutes then he is ur son. If a man listens to u in 1 hour then he is ur boy friend. And ultimately If a man pretends to listens to u all the time but does not remember a word of what u said no matter how…

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