Low battery

A married man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as
LOW BATTERY
with no ringtone.

Whenever she calls him in his absence,
his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..

The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for “Innovation and Peace”

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Dinner with HR Manager

Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight … !!!
Boy (a HR Manager) :- Ok … !!!
Girl :- But where will you take me … ???
Boy :- Should we go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant) … ???
Girl :- No. That’s a very cheap place. Let’s go to Tomato’s (A brutally costly place)… !!!
Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place … !!!
Boy picks up girl at 7 … !!!
On the way …
Boy :- Once I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me … !!!
Girl :- What’s so difficult in it … ???
Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult … !!!
Girl :- I can easily beat you … !!!
Boy :- Please leave it. It’s not your cup of tea … !!!
Girl :- Let us have that competition right now … !!!
Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated … ???
Girl :- Let’s see … !!!
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall.
They start eating.
After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up … !!!
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, “You lose.” … !!!
The bill was Rs 120/-

Moral of the Story:-

‘Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments.
Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment, ROI … !!! 😜😄

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Wi-Fi radius

“The radius of Wi-Fi is limited

But the Radius of Wife-Eye is Unlimited”

Have a safe ‘Valentine Week‘… 🙂

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