Assorted Jokes
Power cuts
are the only time
the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. …
as Wi-Fi also remains off…
Seeing this,
Electricity Board has decided to have a tagline called
“Connecting People by Disconnecting Power”!
😂
👆Powerful message😀😀👆
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We missed 4 Possible Gold Medals this Olympics:
1)Baba Ramdev for Gymnastics.
2) Salman Khan for Shooting
3) Vijay Mallya for Long Jump
&
4) Arnab Goswami for ‘Discuss’
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Teacher – What is Life Cycle.
Student – Its Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike…then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car…because of that we develop a tummy & join the Gym. In the Gym they again give you a cycle …this is called a “Life Cycle” 😜
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